"Wakey wakey, doc. Time to play with gravity and also shoot things."

"Whoa Dr. Freeman! Have you been rubbing your crotch on my head!? Crabs!! LOL!!!"

"Demons of death! what? Looks like pink jagglies to me. yay for tractor beam!"

"double barrel fun pure awesomeness perfected killing friends for fun"

"DARE to not do drugs! OK now go kill junkies. Dodge PCP-men!"

"kick! kick! punch! - kick punch! 2D dogs and rasta frogs make my day all week!"

"Spooky AND puzzly! Stauf really pimped out his crib! Spiders in the pipes!"

"Bad Boys 2: The Game Introducing the Faggio! GTA's best bike"

"Yo! Grove Street 4 life! You got a bag on your head! Where is Bigfoot at?"

"Lovely Cyrodiil So many hours spent there... Crack cocaine with trees"

"Lovely Vvardenfell Land of swamps and silt striders Take that, House Hlaalu!"

"Is the cake a lie? I hope so. Otherwise, i'd hurl some major chunks."

"Hello!? I'm talking to you, Gordon Freeman! Say something! Anything!!"

"More half-life fun this time, shorter and less long! Episodic yay!"

"Dear Rubacava, Your puzzles are way too hard. -M. Calavera "

"Planets to explore Generations to click through My kids are ugly"

"Top down open world! Better graphics than Zelda best friend jealousy"

"Yuck! Weird man-monsters! They look too gross to kill me Quick! cut off their legs!"

"Who you gonna call? Some dudes with wiggly lasers Cleanin' up the streets!"

"Sugar and water oozing from the dial pad. Can you say "Oh Yeah!"?"

"Carmen and Waldo, sitting in a tree! but where? perhaps luxembourg"

"Time to strike it rich! Watch out for dysentery... That's cruel, Sierra"